Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You did what with his pubic hair?
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