You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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