Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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