very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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