Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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