Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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