Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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