So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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