What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Randomize
