do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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