Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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