do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
honey bunches of taint.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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