I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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