i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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