wakey wakey hands off snakey
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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