Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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