Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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