Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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