We should be called the Road Head Warriors
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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