Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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