Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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