Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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