I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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