Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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