I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
