I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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