she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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