Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
