Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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