so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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