i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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