Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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