Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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