do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It's shark week go big or go home
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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