I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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