At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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