Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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