Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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