he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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