North Korea, Best Korea!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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