I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Dignity is for republicans.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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