another moral hangover. fuck.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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