whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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