Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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