she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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