Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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