she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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