it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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