Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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