yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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