return my video game
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You were trust falling into bushes
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
