D3 body, D1 cock
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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