batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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