And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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